Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Folks don't fall into the middle of the earth and then get back again to tell of their adventures--not in real life."

• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Stoned music memories
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Somehow my life falls into place
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Into each life some rain must fall
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Putting the genie back into the bottle
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Rape committed by women
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Life Grows Back
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't ask don't tell
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't tell mommy
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• In back of the real
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Tell Me Again
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Get back to me
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't Tell a Soul
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• sound resounding back again
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• My hands on her back; slipping into sleep
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• And then it starts again.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• I don't want to go back to work
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Being a dickhead
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Don't slip into depression
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• To Riverdale and Back Again
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• Don't tell me about her
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• on their way to nowhere ever again
• Don't Look Back
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• There and Back Again
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• Bringing it all back home again
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Back To Earth
• The Get Back project
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I want to reach my hand into the dark and feel what reaches back
• Get back to where you once belonged
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• The here of back then
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Welcome back into the river
• Putting the party back into the Grand Old Party
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I shall go back again to the bleak shore
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• Back in the UK Again: Yet Another Informal London Nodermeet
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Don't do that then!
• Show, don't tell
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Capitalize, please
• real hackers don't use variable types
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it

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