Findings:
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- washing up liquid
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Round half up
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Laundromats are purgatory with half empty vending machines
- The glass is half full and half empty
- Don't go into the basement
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- A study on male behavior in public restrooms
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Don't wait up for me
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't give up your day job
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
- Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Half a circle -- my foray into long lost geometry
- Empty Bottle
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- I don't swim in your toilet
- How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
- Evening emptied red wine bottles
- Putting the genie back into the bottle
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Don't slip into depression
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Don't work at a golf course
- Consumers: don't buy into the hype
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- I don't think the sun was up
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- washing up game
- washing up
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- seltzer bottle
- Bottle green
- Woulfe bottle
- wine bottle
- bottle deposit
- Drinking Mug Klein Bottle
- champagne bottle sizes
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- Bottle Caps
- Stubby beer bottle
- bottle inversion cap
- wine bottle sizes (document)
- culture shock through washing dishes
- tiny bottle of ginseng
- ten milk bottles
- drinking from a closed bottle
- hot water bottle
- a bottle of cheap wine and cigarettes
- Long Neck Bottles
- Infinity bottles of beer on the wall in c++
- Dark from the bottle
- Witch Bottle
- Tonging a wine bottle
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- bottle return
- SIGG bottle
- Open a bottle of beer with a lighter
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- The Bottle Collection
- Bottle grenade
- Fridge magnet bottle opener
- The spoon in the champagne bottle trick
- Coke bottle
- Giving a bottle to a breastfed baby
- Bottle Gardeners
- bottle garden
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- City in a Bottle
- A seltzer bottle
- ghost stories and a bottle of wine
- I wish I could bottle you
- lifting my cheap bottle of wine
- bottle baby
- Dust on the Bottle
- I Accidentally the Whole Bottle
- hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
- I bet she drinks from the bottle
- sunny graveyard, mp3 and bottle
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
- lobsters trapped in plastic bottles
- ninety days in the bottle
- bottle episode
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- Bird & Bottle
- Message in a bottle
- The Man in the Bottle
- Bottle bank
- a bottle of polonium with your name on it -- Prime Delivery
- The Father, the Son, and a Bottle of Schlitz
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Don't defile my sex
- Don't fuck llamas
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