Findings:

• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I like you; do you like me?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Because I'm an adult
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Do you like me?
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I care because you do
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• What Do I Do With Me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• How Do You Want Me?
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Do you think it's me?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Because I do not want to forget
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• What you do to me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Why Do You Love Me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• The Internet made me do it
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep

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