My name is Bambi.
You have killed my mother,
prepare to die!
Best quote I have ever seen on an AP English reading selection:
"And the starch in my pinafore scratchin the shit out me and I'm really hatin this nappy-head
bitch and her goddamn college degree"
The following index is a relative list of the nodes that I have either voted on, or have found useful at one point or another. This is not intended as a total index of E2, but a list of useful nodes. If you see anything I am missing (ie- new usergroup, or a missed quest, etc.) please message me! I also would like submissions for my Top10 Nodes list.
Top 10 Nodes Ever Written:
The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto (If you havn't read it, go do so!)
Kill Your Students Day (RoguePoet's writeup is hilarious)
The Secret Lives of Girls
No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
The Everything Community and Network:
Everything Instant Messaging Repository #everything Everything2 People Picture Directory Everything2 Crypto Project Everything2 Hubs Everything2 Almanac The Everything People Registry The E2 Backstory Squawkbox E2 Hospitality Index E2 Gatherings EMAR E2 Parents E2Birthdays Everything Document Directory E2 translators Available Chat Rooms Your Nodeshells Node Heaven Usergroup Message Archive (superdoc) Simple Usergroup Editor Everything Data Pages Everything2 Mailing Address Repository When Jet-Poop Nuked Guest User Words of advice for young noders E2 Copyright Changes History Left in the Lurch (E2History group members only) < >
(Many thanks to KissThis's Homenode)
Geek Jokes Ways To Confuse Your Roommate Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused Humorous Writings of E2 Joke Geek Jokes E2 Pain Severity Index Pranks and practical jokes Voting Oracle Anarchist's Cookbook How to manipulate the mass media How to hide your hard disk porn stash (no, there is nothing lewd here) Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt Admission essay When Jet-Poop Nuked Guest User percussive maintenance Node .45 < >
This is the list of all available groups. I am only associated with the bold ones.
Gods edev Outies E2Film E2Chefs Japanese Culture Nascar Irish Noders Mythology German Culture Gamers Bipolar Noders E2Prose E2Verse E2 New User Mentors E2 Cartoon Lovers E2Photographers E2Health Nordic Culture E2History Christians Israeli Culture British Noders Everything2 Comedy Lovers E2Religion (open to all religions) E2Muslims E2Parents E2Science Everything2 Literature Fans Biography Writers VideoGamers FencingNoders FreedomForum DeviousNoders: Members of DeviantART DistractedNoders nynvb
(For more, see the node Usergroup)
Japan(by 00100) Humorous Writings of E2 Joke Geek Jokes The Everything Library Edgar Allan Poe The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll The Complete Works of John Donne King James Bible The Forgotten Books of Eden The Everything Anthology of Poetry Index of Best Lines Screenplay Archive HOWTOs on Everything Pranks and practical jokes Film Directors Everything Document Directory E2: Books The E2 Tourist Guide Cold War Documents and Speeches E2 Authors E2: Schools 20th Century Index The Human Anatomy library (idea)(by cbustapeck) Encyclopedia Frobozzica The Jargon Lexicon *E2 Dictionary and Reference Works* Words to use when playing Hangman with a Mensa member Everything Holy Books Anarchist's Cookbook The Invisible Man MTV Video Music Awards Druidism MIT Guide to Lockpicking Dictionary of Classical Mythology< >
Everything2 on Literature, Language, and the Printed Word:E2: Books E2 Authors Humorous Writings of E2 The Everything Library Edgar Allan Poe The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll The Complete Works of John Donne King James Bible The Forgotten Books of Eden The Everything Anthology of Poetry Words to use when playing Hangman with a Mensa member The Invisible Man Silver Snail A Tangled Tale a little life, interrupted City of Silence All ye Joyful A Patch of Old Snow Ma Boheme Granta Michel Foucault, feminism, and identity What a Day sentence particle The Icicle Works Prufrock: Analysis Sanskrit Chinook Jargon Ish kabibble The Scarlet Pimpernel commercialese< >
Past Quests: Everything Quests: Favourite Authors - October 21, 2001 Everything Quests: The E2 Tourist Guide - December 31, 2001 Everything Quests: Film Reviews - February 28, 2002 Everything Quests: Games and Distractions - April 10, 2002 Everything Quests: Albums and CDs - April 12, 2002 National Parks and Monuments - April 23, 2002 Everything Quest - WWII history - May 11, 2002 Everything Quests - The High Seas - August 3, 2002 Everything Quests - Automotive Parts, Maintenance, Repair - August 13, 2002 Everything Quests - Discover India - August 24, 2002 Everything Quests - Content Rescue - September 24, 2002 Everything Quests: Scary Stories - November 1, 2002 Everything Quests - Classical Music - December 18, 2002 Everything Quests - Leaders of the World - January 24, 2003 iceowl's adventure quest - February 14, 2003 Everything Quests: Support Your Local Library - May 14, 2003 Everything Quests: The Nobel Prize winners - July 10, 2003 Everything Quests: Hollywood's Golden Age - July 31, 2003 An E2 Quest for the Middle East!
Interesting Nodes I've Learned Something From:How to entertain young children on little or no money E2 Sarcasm FAQ Impersonating Someone Famous Thieves World Money can't buy happiness Percussive Maintenance Instant Witch Syndrome 1+1=1.99999999486 How to speak to someone in a noisy room Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God MIT Guide to Lockpicking Maslakh exiled by a glance Proof of the divine authorship of the Ten Commandments
Closed Nodes:The worst thing I ever put in my mouth ASCII art Attention Deficit Disorder Titles of mainstream movies that could also be titles of pornos cutting your own hair science
People:Mary Anning- Scientist Anouk- Musician Antoine Augustin Parmentier- French History Merhan Karimi Nasseri- Political Martin Landau- Actor Directoire- French History Jimmy Buffet- Musician Wumpscut- Musician Walt Disney- Artist CR Avery-Musician Roddy McDowall- Actor Flora Dar Robinson-Stuntman Raymond IV- History Louis Lumière- Inventor Roger Maris- Pro Athlete Graham Hill- Pro Athlete Oscar Romero- Religious leader Tex Rubinowitz- Cartoonist Hugh Latimer- Religious leader Robert Koldewey Ludwig von Pastor
Chemical Sciences: Gas in Coal Mines Equivalence point Chemistry Physical chemistry Organic chemistry acid-base chemistry acid, acid process alcohol aldehyde alkane alkene alkyne anion aromatic compound atom atomic number atomic weight, atomic mass Avogadro's Law base bond carboxylic acid cation chemical chemical reaction chirality compound covalent bond dimensional analysis double bond Kinetics electron electron orbitals electronegativity element enthalpy enthalpy change entropy gas Gibbs free energy heavy metals Haber - Bosch Process hybridization hydrocarbon ion ionic bond ionic compound ketone Kinetics liquid mole molecule neutron nuclear reaction nucleus orbital organic chemical physical change proton reaction sequential extraction solid stoichiometry triple bond vapor Periodic Table of the Elements, periodic table Chemical elements most common elements The Elements Song, the elements Mr. A's Periodic Table Mnemonic Acid Naming acetate acetol acetylene acyl adurol Aliquat 336 alkanes: methane, ethane, propane, butane, pentane, hexane alkenes: ethene/ethylene, propene/propylene, butene/butylene, pentene, hexene aqua regia ascorbic acid benzene bicarbonate butane butyric acid caffeine calcium carbonate dodecahedrane ephedrine ethanol ethylene fluoxetine hydrochloride fructose glucose hexane hydrochloric acid Hydrogen, isotopes of hydrogen 8-hydroxyquinoline isopropyl alcohol luminol maltitol methane hydrate monosodium glutamate, MSG oxalic acid oxalate PCB phosphoric acid propane sodium chloride sodium pentathol sorbitol sucrose sulfuric acid water, dihydrogen oxide, H2O, hydrogen hydroxide, HOH xylene AIChE A Mole is a Unit chemical engineer chemist Mole day LEO says GER my favorite chemistry joke Nobel Prizes: Chemistry OIL RIG
Physical Sciences:decelerate ignition points< >(Please see the writeup in physics by E2 Science for an extensive list of physics nodes)
Seismology: great earthquake surface waves Mohorovicic discontinuity Richter scale J wave aftershock aseismic earthquake swarm longitude P wave Plate Tectonics how to locate an earthquake's epicenter Vibroseis Seismograph fault focus foreshock Love wave Seismic subduction zone major earthquake seismic zone Modified Mercalli Scale for Earthquake Destructiveness arrival time core continental drift Rayleigh wave rupture zone subduction plate boundary Tidal wave hypocenter S wave Liquefaction Seismology teleseism Earth's frequency Geophone Succession amplitude array Arrival body wave Crust Earthquake
Volcanic Studies: Active Volcano pyroclastic flow Fumarole shield volcano Crater Lava Batholith stratovolcano oceanic ridge Basalt cinder cone Andesite Ring of fire Igneous extinct volcano turbidity current volcano lava tube stable isotope geochemistry eruptive vent heat transfer Obsidian phreatic eruption pillow lava flank eruption geothermal energy graben strike-slip fault horizontal blast Surtseyan eruption Deep Sea seafloor spreading Friedrich Mohs tephra
Other:Gas in Coal Mines Yodogawa(Place) Cepheus Canis Major map extent< >
See Also: Astronomy
Biological Sciences:Cyberware primitive organism How to speak to someone in a noisy room (Though it isnt exactly science oriented, it fits) Flora Von Gierke disease molecular biology eukaryote Schwann cell gene therapy cell cell junction Cancer cholera toxin cell fractionation Biochemistry The mitotic cell cycle fixation Meselson-Stahl Experiment membrane protein Vacuole apoptosis Myosin 5 monoclonal antibody lysosome Nucleolus cell culture (See Biochemistry for more)
Zoological Sciences:Mary Anning Terebra Sorex Lethality
Social Sciences: Social Loafing Backseat Driver Teledildonics Money can't buy happiness Instant Witch Syndrome Slim in a fat-free world Maslakh The Bus Ride
Military Sciences:Boffing Sticks Phalanx CIWS civilian gun sniper Army Navy Marines machine gun Ak-47 helicopter
Technological Sciences (computer programming/technology):Zbot SLP.NLM audio/modem riser /etc/magic Bat Networks Linux [open source GNU Mozilla KDE Emacs recursive acronym INTERCAL Well Known Ports Good programmers DLL Hell The Programming Languages Genealogy Project sysadmin bookmarklets software patents Anonymous Diffie-Hellman Key Exchange Is it better to turn off your computer at night, or let it run all the time? Open Directory Project
Cullinary Delights:Crasins Excuse to put cheap mustard on something Barq's Cold Peach Soup Blue Plate Special fried rice Raisin Pie Culinary Institute of America kolbasz
Politics:Sunshine Laws Microsoft and intellectual property Boer War Civil War and Decline in Ancient Egypt unconstitutional Pan-Nordism
Events and Festivals:The Outback Eclipse Festival
Fillable Nodeshells:We could go, and be tempted, and not succumb Iowa class battleship human progress is the movement from simple, overt and localized methods of destruction to methods intricate, invisible and pervasive Micheal Knott Spada Carl Douglas Cowpar Iasius BabyGap Meiji Gakuin University
(this is a constant work in progress)
On Saturday, December 13th, gn0sis has resigned from E2 to follow other paths. Quietlight kneels, and places a small candle on the steps of the E2 shrine, and notes that gn0sis will be missed.