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• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I walk around when I'm high
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• You're never around when I need you
• Women want me when I'm taken
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You're not from around here, are you?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm always breathless when you call
• listen()
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Break me. I'm elated.
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When you're home alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Somebody else's dick
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• When your presents give me hives
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• her arms around me
• When you're alone
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Swing when you're winning
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• when strangers tell me to smile
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm Just Me (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• All around me
• Somebody else's sky
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Somebody once asked me...
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Sing when you're winning
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• You're not the boss of me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Somebody Else's Problem
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You're like a brother to me
• Time flies when you're having fun
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• Somebody Loves Me
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook

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