If you have not heard this line at least once in your life, you have not lived. This is what you hear from the maître d' when you're being an asshole at a restaurant, or when you are throwing peanuts at dancers while at a ballet, or when the manager at Dunkin Donuts tries to calm you down after you find out that there are no fucking eclairs left. When you hear this, prepare to be thrown out of the establishment you are currently in because you are disturbing the other patrons.

To accomplish this feat, try ways to annoy people, being a bastard, or anything containing the word asshole.

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