Findings:

• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Don't call me Debbie
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When I left my girl
• People don't flail when they die
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Don't call it burnout
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• kill him dead; don't call me
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• What happens when a Pope dies
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Don't ask don't tell
• Ice Girls Don't
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When the girl is the mission
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't call it San Fran
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Paradise, The Girl Called
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• St. Peter don't you call me
• That phone call you don't want to make
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• What happens when we die?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't call me white
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Summer never answers when you call
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• A Tall Call Girl
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Call girl
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• Good Girls Don't
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't ask
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• What happens to nice girls?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Stoned music memories
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• This is When it Happens
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Level 2
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Ask and Embla
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?

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