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Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
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Fri Jul 14 2000 at 1:21:46
Dear Dear MoJoe,
What would possess you to create a node like this? Was it boredom, or just an easy, and maybe humorous way to get XP and writeups?
I also have another question. My mother beats me and my father thinks he's a goldfish... what's your stance on large companies polluting the environment just for corperate gain?
Thanks,
Spamtasic in Wallawalla.
Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla,
Answering
banal inquiries
such as these hardens my
arteries
. I shall enlighten the laughable contents of your
preternaturally
small
cranial cavity
this once, further attempts at contacting me shall result in a cornucopia of unpleasantness to rival having your
testicles
amputated with
a plastic spoon
.
To be perfectly honest, I am but a tiny and humble
cog
, wheeling steadily; existing within the prodigiously incomprehensible, infinitely vast
empyrean
that we have styled, within our limited mental capacity, as
the Universe
. Within
my cozy niche
, I serve a purpose, which is more than can be said for the progeny of abusive, sexually deranged
housewives
and their
domesticated fish
.
Each one of these painstakingly crafted, well researched replies takes me and my staff of
Harvard
graduates a substantial amount of time to flesh out, where as many of my more "popular" nodes did not.
Case in point
:
TWAJS
took me all of 5 minutes to think up, write out, spellcheck and post;
Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
(a node that I find 10 times more amusing and am infinitely more proud of) took me well over 2 hours to
research
and write up.
Furthermore, your insinuations are vile and your erratic blame laden dialogue is
disconcertingly
reminiscent of a molester or some such
sociopathic deviant
. I find the dubious genetic make-up of your
stagnant family gene pool
completely uninteresting and the political, environmental and economic ruminations of any creature that has dragged itself forth from said aforementioned
mire
couldn't stir my
circumspections
at gunpoint.
Please
Flipper
; beach yourself before you snap and assault someone. Your instability emanates from you like some sort of
psychologically diseased supernova
.
Y.T.
-
moJoe
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