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• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• Or were they chords of sun?
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• They bombed our chip shops!
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Fnord Monkey (user)
• Monkey Jungle
• Punch the monkey and win $20
• Purple monkey dishwasher (user)
• monkey fondulator
• Monkey King
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Pogo the Monkey
• A badly organised mini-meet: The London Booze Monkeys Prep for Nottingham
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• master monkey (user)
• The Green Monkey
• Of course, they were wrong
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• They Meet the Woozy
• They really are some out there
• They Fight Crime!
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Monkey Island
• Monkey Gone to Heaven
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• contract monkey
• monkey steals the peaches
• Monkey Bone
• Monkey Sports
• porch monkey
• Monkey Radio
• I befriended a monkey
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• They moved like a river
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They Know Me
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• seedless grapes
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• They Hunger For Nodes (document)
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• What They Did To the Desert People
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Barefoot Doctor
• Brass Monkey
• The Dancing Monkeys
• Golden Spider Monkey
• Monkeys With Revolvers
• Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee
• Not My Monkey (user)
• monkey glands
• monkey alarm
• The Monkey Wrench Gang
• red monkey (user)
• They killed our Lord
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Redundancy in DNA
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• monkey
• Monkey Boy
• No more monkeys jumping on the bed
• I swallowed my Sea Monkeys
• Monkey Drummer
• The Official Star Trek/Hello Kitty Boca Monkey Dildo
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• Monkey Pirate (user)
• da monkey man (user)
• Hanuman, Monkey God
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Things They Carried
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• No, they are not stupid
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• And they all just stood and stared
• Barefooted
• The Secret of Monkey Island
• tape monkey
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• French Attack Monkeys
• My Imploding Monkey
• ITV Digital Monkey
• Rally Monkey
• Monkey Gone Mad
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• Map Monkey (user)
• They all lived happily ever after
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They hum like angels
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The Fun They Had
• Things never were what they used to be
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• barefoot pope (user)
• Sprung Monkey
• The Hundredth Monkey
• Make Monkey Fast
• Monkeys, Apes and Sub-men
• mister monkey (user)
• Monkeys Versus Donkeys
• Monkey in the middle
• Shaved Monkey (user)
• Monkey shizit (user)
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• I know they are watching me
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• Kids that age think they know it all
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They shared a love of impermanence, briefly
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• where they used to live
• space monkey
• Iron Monkey
• WoOz: 14 The Winged Monkeys
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Shoot the monkey
• monkey band
• Monkeys in the House
• Cheese-eating surrender monkeys
• Monkey Pirate_root (category)
• da monkey man_root (category)
• London Booze Monkey (user)
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Before they were famous
• To the Leaven'd Soil They Trod
• They inspire me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Moist monkey love
• Cyber gimp monkey
• Escape from Monkey Island
• Monkey tentacle pr0n death-frenzy with gerbils and a ball-shaving lesbian triplet carnival

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