Ode of the sweaty monkey humping my leg



Yeh, to ye ole monkey
For your humping is just swell,
I've never really known you monkey,
And your breath smells just swell,
Your ass is round a plump fair monkey,
And your sweat makes me want to yell,
And your intention is good fair monkey,
Your as sweet as Ghost in the Shell,
But woe to thee poor monkey,
For you shall goto hell,
For god dose not favor you,
Especally when you hump so well.




And now the translation.....


This is quite obvious, but; a monkey is humping a religious persons leg, they enjoy it a bit too much, and they appear to be mildly into bestality. The monkeys reasoning is not presented to reduce the complexitity. The last four lines leave the impression that god loves he who sins, but not when they do it in such a professional way.

And now the reason why I wrote this silly pice...


For some reason, I was walking through a zoo, and I saw a man of god allow himself to be humped by an escaped monkey. He just looked down in disgust, then cracked a weird and creepy smile, as if he enjoyed it a bit too much. This is dedicated to him.

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