Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got a feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs
Monkeys to the left of me, monkeys to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this monkey from my face
Losing control, monkeys all over the place
Monkeys to the left of me, monkeys to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made monkey
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Monkey, Monkey

Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
Is it cool to go to sleep with a donkey?
I don't think that I can take another monkey
Monkeys to the left of me, monkeys to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made monkey
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Monkey, Monkey

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got a feelin' that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down those stairs
Monkeys to the left of me, monkeys to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you


August 16, 2000's featured nodeshell rescued, with apologies to Stealer's Wheel.

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