Tony Millionaire writes/draws this unbelievable comic book with the characters
Sock Monkey (or Uncle Gabby) and Mr. Crow (or Stuffed Crow, or
Drinky Crow).
Here are some quotes:
"Hmm.... dare I traipse through Heaven's constellated wilderness?"
"I have heard a theory which states that if one jumps as high as ever one can and then upon reaching the apex of the jump, one jumps again, flight occurs!"
"Mother of all lambs lay a flower upon your head, sir!! It is so!!"
Smooth 'n' sliv'ry slippery fruit! Open and me by oyster!