Findings:
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Ignorance is no excuse
- Jedi excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Stefan Tell
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- tell
- US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
- William Tell
- William Tell Overture
- tell it to Sweeney
- tell your friends
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Tell me a story about trains
- tell Tchaikovsky the news
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- show and tell
- Tell everyone
- Tell me a story about elephants
- tell God I said 'hi'
- Show, don't tell
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- Tell me a story about rains
- To Tell the Truth
- Tell it all
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- My first comet
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Sore throat cure
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Tell me about your secret places
- It's much easier to tell the truth
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Go Tell It on the Mountain
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Dead Men Tell No Tales
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Lies my biker buddies tell
- tell me the truth
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- Don't ask don't tell
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All
- Though you can tell me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Don't tell me everything
- Tell me another lie
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- What could you possibly tell Hostess?
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
- Don't tell her she's beautiful
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Being a dickhead
- Why tell me that?
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- Churches that tell you how to live
- Tell me about your faith
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Anguish Languish Furry Tells
- Anguish Languish Fey-Mouse Tells
- Tell Me What
- Wilhelm Tell
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Tell Stacey I love her
- Wilhelm Tell Act II Scene I
- You never can tell
- when strangers tell me to smile
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Lincoln tells of a political caning, March 1, 1840
- Lincoln tells of a mysterious disappearance, June 19, 1841
- Live To Tell
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- Kiss and Tell
- I'll Tell You a Story
- Watchman, Tell Us of the Night
- Tell brave deeds of war
- You tell me this is God?
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- you never can tell with bees
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Collision avoidance technique
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
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