Findings:

• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• how to keep your child safe with a stranger
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• How to grow your hair long
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• How Long is a Chinaman
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• How Big Papa Makes the World Safe for Cheesecake
• How Long Blues
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• How long have you known?
• How to ride long distances in a car
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How long is a piece of string?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• How long do babies sleep?
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• Sky god, how long til the night?
• how long does it go (user)
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How long can you hold your breath?
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• How Long Copyright Protection Endures
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• It hasn't been so long, but
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Be Smart, Be Safe: Plan Ahead
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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