We know that it takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Apparently that Owl had a metal file for a tongue.

So how many days must I spend in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
I'm now on day 2, a couple of months ago I lasted a week, the longest I think was 2 weeks when I had pneumonia.

Maybe I should stop cutting my nails because greasy hair is not enough
Maybe I need to contract syphilis, this stubble isn't cutting it
If I persevere I know the money will start rolling in.

Fuck it, I'm taking a shower.

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