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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it feels like a thousand monkeys are ripping apart your anus"

• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Feels Like Home
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• What it feels like on bare skin
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• I like monkeys
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Feel Like A Stranger
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel like a rock star
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I feel the pain of a thousand isolated images
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Cast of Thousands
• Slim Anus
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• Feel out
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• The Look and Feel of Sexicolor
• . . . and this is how I feel
• Feel the Magic: XY/XX
• How it feels to love your ghost
• I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope
• like an ashtray
• Like a Dream
• As You Like It I.i
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I liked the one with the whales
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I like zero downtime
• Wicca is like Linux
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Mind without body
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Like A Prayer
• Eh, you like beef?
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Work like you don't need the money
• I like the color of your skin
• My heart is like a bird in the wounded night
• like iron shredding velvet
• silence like a cancer grows
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• like circular teeth-filled suckers
• love like you don't need the money
• like death10 (user)
• he smokes like a cello plays
• Sea Monkey
• tape monkey
• Escape from Monkey Island
• Monkey tentacle pr0n death-frenzy with gerbils and a ball-shaving lesbian triplet carnival
• squirrel monkey
• Monkey and the Engineer
• Miss Waldron's red colobus monkey
• colobus monkey
• Monkey Dust
• The melancholy monkey
• sexy monkey (user)
• Ripping cord
• The Thousands
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• Worlds Apart
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• Should I feel guilty?
• I can still feel you...
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• The Way I Feel
• feel now (user)
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• Like a Rolling Stone
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• like minded curmudgeons
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Bottles Like Promises
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• We should all like sex and drugs
• Like a child
• Walk Like Me
• Nobody likes an iconoclast
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• It's almost like you're real
• like terms
• No Place Like Home
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Why women like the smell of men
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• Bark Like A Dog
• Dreams are like water
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• railed like a red coal train
• like water (user)
• In Like Flint
• How to Dance like a Junglist
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
• eyed me like a female mantis
• why girls like assholes
• I like my breasts the way they are
• Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Twelve Monkeys
• Monkey vs. Robot
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Monkey Brains Love Spaceship Rumbles
• International Monkey Fund
• Muse Monkey (user)
• Unfinished Monkey Business
• Dr. Monkey, Ian (user)
• mad monkey love
• One Angry Monkey (user)
• To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
• Land of a thousand lakes
• A Thousand Plateaus
• Thomas Thynne, Tom o'Ten Thousand
• anus
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Stamp on the ground and feel your flowers
• Words to help you remember how it feels
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• I Don't Like Mondays
• joy is like curing hiccups
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Why Boston navigating is like Everything
• Why I like mp3s
• i like stress (user)
• A taste like copper
• Gossip grows like weeds
• Black Like Me
• nobody likes father-son presidential teams
• Like a broken pencil
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• You're like a brother to me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• How to Encourage Others to Like You
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Child-Like Empress
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• How to write poetry like a teenager
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Hills Like White Elephants
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• John McCain is like Popeye the Sailor-Man, which makes Olive Oyl his battered wife

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