Findings:

• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• You just don't get it
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The bomber will always get through
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Rape committed by women
• Life will get easier
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You don't get a song
• It will get better
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• You will get yours
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• don't rely on us to get you high
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Stoned music memories
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Sound between thunder and lightning
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• People who don't smoke will never die
• emotions others don't get to see
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't get it
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I don't want to get over you
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• five will get you ten
• 15 will get you 20
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• thunder and lightning
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• I saw the thunder; I heard the lightning.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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