Findings:

• Falling asleep while masturbating
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• The Lover writes while the Hangman edits
• Never look like you're staring
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• you're afraid
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Where You're At
• inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
• house training a dog if you're blind
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• asleep at the switch
• Lines Written on 29 May, the Anniversary of Charles's Restoration, on Hearing the Bells Ringing
• Stuff to Do in Davis
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• Stuffed salmon baked in salt dough
• CONTAINED STUFF (node_forward)
• Nine While Nine
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• while (true)
• Driving While Texting
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You're all Sheep
• What happens if you're too nice?
• You're the wrong species
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you're never anywhere i find you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• you're my vibrator
• Falling asleep last night
• I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
• On hearing your voice cracked with tears
• True stuff in the Bible
• Artichoke dip
• Super Blue Stuff
• vegetarian cheese and rice stuffed peppers
• something to ruminate on while twisting my mustache
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• I fall asleep to be with you
• hearing aid
• The stuff dreams are made of
• How stuff works
• Stuffed pepper
• Lentil and Salmon Stuffed Peppers
• Stuff Happens
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• How to reach Enlightenment while checking groceries
• Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• When you're alone
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• You're the One that I Want
• You're My Honeybunch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• When You're Evil
• like you're blind but still can see
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Useless Stuff
• What's with all the "nodegel" stuff?
• Capture the Flag with Stuff
• Stuffed full o' Nodes Day 2004
• Stuffed tigers
• While
• Is it safe to run X while 'apt-get upgrade'ing?
• while loop
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Asleep at Heaven's Gate
• Clarence Thomas' confirmation hearings
• Great Stuff
• Sensei and stuff
• Garden Stuffed Baked Potatoes
• Split stuff
• While My Guitar Gently Weeps
• What I dreamt while I wasn't censoring
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you're hungry, blame me
• You're playing you, now
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Hearing
• free stuff
• Tokyo's Best Stuff
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• Stuffed squash
• stuff white people like
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• Committing suicide in prison
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• You're so money
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Now You're Screwed
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Theories of hearing
• stuffed animal
• Vile Green Stuff
• Mediterranean stuffed tomatoes
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• a stuffed bear, a hallway lined with dinosaur tracks
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Make Hay While the Sun Shines
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Three strikes you're out
• Ways to Say you're done
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?

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