Findings:

• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Guys who wear skirts
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• funny fat guy who dies
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Smile at guys, for me
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• May those who are born after me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• getting hit by a guy
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Helping people cheat
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Hit me up
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• let me know who you are now.
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• who me (user)
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The stranger who hates me
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I Know Who Killed Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• who did this to me?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• bar
• Mars Bar party
• biker bar
• chocolate bar
• bar hopping
• spacebar
• cereal bar
• cookie bar
• power bar
• The Bar
• Kitchenware & Candy Bars
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Bend a bar over
• dive bar
• Monkey bars
• Bar Fighting 101
• whammy bar
• Drive thru daiquiri bar
• Sushi Bar
• Twelve bar blues
• Bar St. Louis
• In A bar, Under The Sea
• Dynamite Bar
• Barr
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Salad Bar christian
• wet bar
• The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins
• barr (user)
• Wine Bar
• stabilizer bar
• sway bar
• stabilizer bar bushing
• The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour
• Ace Bar
• after-hours bar
• Drop Off Bar
• Simon Bar Sinister
• open bar
• hostess bar
• Free drinks at the topless bar
• Luna bar
• Dime Bar Cake
• Barr body
• BAR (user)
• Stupid bar tricks
• Battered Mars Bar
• Religion is not a salad bar
• The Salad Bar Paradox
• Overheard in a bar
• Balance bar
• Clark Bar
• bar mitzvah
• Wonka Bar
• Ibiza Bar
• Clif Bar
• Gilberts Bar House of Refuge
• The Red Clam Bar
• 7 Bars of Rest
• 12 Bar Club
• London good delivery bar
• Candy Bar Continuum
• crush bar
• Bar none
• 12 Bars
• Protein Bar
• sixteen bar blues
• Dano's Pizza Restaurant & Bar
• Backroom Vodka Bar
• Boomerang Billy's Beach Bar
• door bars
• 12 Bar Blues
• Multiplying using bar notation
• New Asia Bar & Grill
• Nanaimo Bar
• Mikkeli, Finland: A bar guide

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