• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• My New York will die with me
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• She only wants me for tech support
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• feline allergies
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• He Who Is Death
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Marry Me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• She only wants me for sex
• If No One Will Love Me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• ender will save me (user)
• let me know who you are now.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• He brings me books like flowers
• Who Will Be There
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Jesus He Knows Me
• The Hare Who Got Married
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Marry Me a Little
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• he who (user)
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• he that is not with me is against me
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He called me Sarah once
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter

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