A Scottish delicacy, the correct name for the deep fried mars bar.

The process for making these sumptuous treats is simple and speedy, and involves the following steps:
  • Buy a Mars Bar.
  • Take said Mars Bar to a chippie, preferable one without a reputation of spitting in the oil.
  • Approach the assistant, and politely ask if they can batter your Mars Bar and serve it with a punnet of chips.
  • Eat your battered Mars Bar, and ignore the evil threat to your heart it poses.
Actually, to be honest, there are quite tasty. Very different from a normal un-battered Mars, they have a taste not-unlike a toasted marshmallow dipped in chocolate spread.

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