"Well, Colin, we've just killed a sheep. What do you think we should do with it?"
"Well...we could...you know..."
"Oh Christ, not again!"
"Fine! Do you have any better ideas, then?"
"Well, we could eat it!"
"Eat it? That's disgusting!"
"No, eating its lungs would be disgusting."
"Actually, eating its heart and its liver and its lungs would be worse."
"Truthfully, boiling the lot in its own stomach would be the worst."
"Why don't you try it then, you blouse-wearing poof?"
"Maybe I will, Angus. Maybe I will..."

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