Findings:
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Better him than me
- who me (user)
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- The stranger who hates me
- let me know who you are now.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- To Him Who Waits
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- I'm not sharing him
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- May those who are born after me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- who did this to me?
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- better off with him than here with me
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Tell him, she told me
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Who made Hell?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- Divine hunger sustains him
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- then I hugged him
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- An Ode for Him
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- Can I eat him, boss?
- To the Not Impossible Him
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
- him da best (user)
- Worship Him
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
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