Findings:
- for now this is the best that can be done
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- You Should Be Sober
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- you won't be more gone than you are now
- AI should be our top priority.
- Trying to be friends
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Memories of my best friend
- best friends
- Should I be happy?
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- Why you should not be mean
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Should high school be mandatory?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- I should be running in the sunshine
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- I just want to be friends
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- How Should A Person Be?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Darkness Be My Friend
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- Man's best friend
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- How to find your new best friend
- Sex with your best friend
- My best dead friend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Best friend
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Let's just be friends
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Names that should never be given to important files
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I should be able to remember your face
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Why should we be moral?
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Can we still be friends?
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- This node should be filled with waka!
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
- Some of my best friends are...
- My best friend, Josh
- Some of my best friends are
- Kissing your best friend
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- Falling in love with your best friend
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Farmers' Market
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- stupidity should be painful
- Things every child should be taught
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- how to be a friend
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Laundry should be free
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- What is and what should never be
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Food should not be luminous
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- It should not be this complicated
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- why you should never be a referee
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- titles should be approached laterally
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Chalant should be a word!
- Should I be sorry?
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- Funerals should be a celebration
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