Tagline of a current print advertisement for Gateway DSL services for business. The accompanying photo shows a man in a shirt and tie, shot from the chest up; he is leaning back in his chair with one arm behind his head. His face radiates satisfied bliss.

This ad haunts me in much the same way that Martin Delacoix of Montreal, Canada does. I mean, this guy seems WAY too happy about his high-speed Internet connection. And where the hell is his other hand?

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