"I like how I can read messages from all my mailboxes from one place."
Satisfied customer pictured on the home page of www.myrealbox.com, Novell's free e-mail offering on the Web. For at least a year now I've had to wait for Martin's face to load before I could get my mail, and it's starting to haunt me. I would expect them to put someone else's mug on the site after so long, just to add a little variety. But no. It's Martin. It's always Martin. Not that he's bad-looking, mind you. He bears a strong resemblance to actor Laurence Fishburne, which I find somehow unnerving.
Okay, here's what I really think. I think it's pingouin.