Findings:

• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• It All Starts Today
• Start a new life
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Living The Bohemian Life
• Life Is Worth Living
• Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
• How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• I am going to die
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I am going to demolish your skeleton
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I am Jack's wasted life
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Unknowingly, you are living in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life in a counterfeit nation
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I am addicted to TUMS
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
• gethostname()
• Am I interesting?
• I am a spammer
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• I am confused by many things...
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am never alone
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a feminist
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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