Apparently Dem Bones needs to pay some bills, cause I heard from a friend's mother's uncle's dead cousin's brother-in-law that unless 1,000 noders soft link their home node to this node Everything2 is going to require a 10$ a month subscription plus 5 cent to view a node, a quarter to vote, ten bucks to cool, and one dollar to create a writeup!

Don't let it happen! SOFT LINK this node to every node you can find so more people will help save Everything!!

FAST, or those gluttons running Everything are going to start charging! Tell all your friends! And soft link them too while you're at it! Tell at least ten friends or your crush will get a pimple on his/her butt! Tell twenty pets or your grandma's plastic hip will pop out at the speed of light and assassinate the president!

This is not chain spam, this is FOR REAL!

WOULD I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IF THIS WASN"T REAL?!?!#@$!?


if you tried to softlink your homenode please smack yourself
we are all doomed

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