Findings:

• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• love is a lie we tell ourselves
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• A modem is better than nothing
• the better angels of our nature
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Lies we tell teenagers
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Better than kicking him into next week
• leave it better than you found it
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• Better Than Bouillon
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Better him than me
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• He Knows Not Their Names
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• The actors hardly know their lines
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• Art is the lie that tells the truth
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The impending nickname shortage
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• You should know better
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Tell me a story about brains
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• use our patented Brain Wizard to select a model
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• better than a living will
• And I don't even know their names
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• we owe it to the universe to tell it everything we know
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Tell me another lie
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• Antisemitism and Martin Luther
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• heavier than lovers lie
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Better safe than sorry
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better than the best
• better than natural
• Tickling is better than sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• better than 2 (user)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• you know better
• for() is better than while()
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• better than Radiohead
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• Things that are better than sex
• better than half my insides
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• You aren't better than human
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• more moxie than brains
• We only use 10% of our brain
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• You Shall Know Our Velocity
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Rebeca Martinez
• A Brain in our Universe
• What can be better than that?
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Better Than Chocolate
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• better off with him than here with me
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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