Findings:

• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Genghis Kahn but Emmanuel Kant
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• dead, but longing to touch
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Seymour M. Hersh
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• no ideas but in things
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Seymour Phillips
• Mr. Butts
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• anger is honest but not truthful
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Newington Butts
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Butt Wars
• Nothing But Trouble
• all but
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Seymour Duncan
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• nothing but net
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Close, but no cigar
• butt (user)
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• noman butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• mark seymour (user)
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• This city is nothing but ornamental lights
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Damn everything but the circus!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while

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