Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Only one of us gets to fuck her and buddy, I'm not about to give you a chance"

• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Only her hands would give her away
• If only I could get into her head
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Fuck Your Buddy
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• don't rely on us to get you high
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm about to create a new node!
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Give Peace a Chance
• Her smile, thinking about you
• No one gets out of this life alive
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Give one a cuff
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Did You Fuck Her?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• fuck buddy
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Get one's goat
• Give a flying fuck
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Why can't I get over her
• Give one a bit
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• One good thing about gangs
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• One point five words about love
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Get fucked, asshole!
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• Something I thought only I thought about
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Eating only rice to get by
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Life. Get one. (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• No One Gets Left Behind
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Give one a stab
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Give one the blanket
• Give one the works
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• All About Us
• thinking about her
• I'm not talking about
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• Don't tell me about her
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• I know what I'm talking about
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us
• Fifty one words about love
• About the things you could not show her
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• About Us
• I'll give you something to cry about
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• Get the fuck out of my office
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I fell in love with her first
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• How to not give a fuck
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• the one about the teddy bears
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Morrison's Lament
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• How to get through U.S. Customs
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Let's get just one thing straight
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"

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