You know when you have one of those parties?
You are sitting around with family or friends and some
chick (probably Sheila or Jaimee) is just acting
. Like saying outrageous
things and giggling
at the top of her lungs, etc.
Eating all the chili in
less then ten minutes.
Knocking things off tables and
stuff. Trying to sit on your boyfriends lap
even though you are already there.*If this bitch tries
one more stupid move, I'm going to stab her with this
plastic butter knife*
This is one of those parties
where you end up having a popcorn fight, precipitated by
a remote control power struggle
A spitting contest
in the backyard
A 'who can eat the most chili in one minute'
contest. *Forget that, Sheila's already polished it off, now she's hogging the bathroom.*
want to do at this point is go home and sleep in a quiet cool place. Fat chance
of that happening anytime soon.
See, the problem over here is that Sheila happens to
be your baby sister
and what you want to
know is: WHO LET HER GET TO THE JOHNNY WALKER?
only 16, for chrissake