Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "On every formal visit a child ought to be of the party, by way of provision for discourse"

• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Things every child should be taught
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• By the Way
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• The lucrative way to visit Japan
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The World (as it ought to be)
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• A Discourse by Three Drunkards on Government
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Every tale is not to be believed
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• The Child by Tiger
• By Way of Explanation
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Child care provision
• Disappear in every way
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• I don't need to be loved by you
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• By way of a eulogy
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• every secret thing was made by some one
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• subsistence by way of waking
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• What the American people want politics to be
• Six Ways to Sunday
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger

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