• Sings songs of conquest, while drinking mead from a horn.
  • Insists that the bedroom window have a point at the top.
  • Constantly sharpening spearpoints.
  • Makes blood offerings to Wotan.
  • Talks in a language that is "sort of like German".
  • Voted most likely to sack Rome for the High School yearbook.
  • Signs the yearbook in runes.
  • Brings home a freshly-killed deer every Friday.
  • Never tires of almost-raw venison for Friday dinner, but won't eat vegetables.
  • Thinks that Vandals are a bunch of sissies.
  • Depending upon age, lords it over Pomerania, Dacia, Ukraine, Spain, or Italy.

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