Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others

I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!	Tipping strippers with Susan B. Anthony dollars	It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there	I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
Everything Purity Test	The Library	December 3, 2001	every day and in every way I am getting better and better
A fool's right to his tools of rage	e2link: Create everything2 links from word lists	DartMUD	The Art Of Insulting - Chapter X - Indirect Insults
People who don't smoke will never die	OK Computer	Without you	Rancho Gordo
Buddy Holly and the Crickets	I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay	Ruby Ridge	Aspects of American society that may be new to you
solipsism	Dangermouse	Dare

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