I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid

It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth	The hundred foot bamboo should continue growing	I may not be unbreakable	Alternative rifle cocking methods
Out of Order signs for personal gain and amusement	Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others	Submissive Women, Persephone, and schoolgirls	Feed the hungry
Oblique Strategies	caloric testing	Civil defense for your refrigerator	Freddo frog
Nina Hartley	Burton High School Slang	How to speak to someone in a noisy room	Rincewind
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