I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid

It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth	The hundred foot bamboo should continue growing	I may not be unbreakable	Out of Order signs for personal gain and amusement
Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others	Submissive Women, Persephone, and schoolgirls	Civil defense for your refrigerator	Feed the hungry
Oblique Strategies	caloric testing	Freddo frog	How to speak to someone in a noisy room
Nina Hartley	Burton High School Slang	Rincewind	Stupid

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