Findings:

• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• But can a robot love.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• All Is Full of Love
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• The sandbox, it is full of shit (category)
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Cat Butt
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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