• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I have become furniture in your life
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• They have no bones.
• Californians have no soul
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• MY life has no carrot
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I have no memory of my Mother
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Kids have no concept of time
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I have no faith in your God
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Computers have no sense of time
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Heart, have no pity
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Words Have No Meaning
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Morals Have No Science
• I have no complaint
• Where the streets have no name
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Life, no road signs
• No one gets out of this life alive
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Fish have no concept of fire
• computers have no feelings
• Our calendars have no meaning
• My life may no longer be my own
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Stoned music memories
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have no hair
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Atheists have no support group
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I must have waited all my life for this
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You have no power over me
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• My paintings are all I have
• No sense of what not to share
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• no hands (user)
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Zen is a pupil with no teacher
• I have to return some videotapes
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• you have a uterus
• The soundtrack to your life
• life drawing
• Life is a Rock
• My Life in the Bush of Ghosts
• Life Lessons
• O Me! O Life!
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• Life of an Everythingian
• Life is Peachy
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Chapter VII
• Regret is an inevitable consequence of life
• Platonic Life Partner
• Life in Walter's Creek -- Prologue
• The point of life
• life cereal
• the longest unzipping of my life
• Escaping the Monotony of Daily Life in a Fishbowl
• Life, death and Internet taxes
• Life isn't a box of raisins
• The Way of Life: 17
• Life Among the Exiles
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Magastromancy saved a life
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• life (user)
• Life During Wartime
• Here's To Life
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• The Life And Adventures Of Martin Chuzzlewit
• The Pit of Life and Death
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The social and intellectual life of the dark ages
• this is life (user)
• Life After Prodigy
• Life to beauty
• My Mother on Halloween and Life
• No
• no chance
• No Man's Land
• There is no suck, only blow
• there is no existing mythology
• A Public Execution Is No Picnic
• No Longer, Orpheus
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Gorilla with no bones
• I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
• No Angel
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Boku no Natsuyasumi
• How the mighty have fallen
• post no bills
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• There are no sleep in can
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• no room in the inn
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Have you hugged a fat person today?

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