Findings:

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• tonight and the rest of my life
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• rest of your life
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I am going to die
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I am now a married woman
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Khaled Islambouli
• When I am an old woman
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I am Jack's wasted life
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Penis size and impregnation
• I will not spend my life like this
• Something that may have changed my life...
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Going to spend a penny
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I have become furniture in your life
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• You treated my woman to a flake of your life
• Stoned music memories
• Flax seeds will save your life
• This is the reality: It's the rest of my life that's the dream
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• It is their very life
• A day in the life of a freelance newspaper delivery girl
• going Dutch
• I'm Going Home
• Is she really going out with him?
• Thumbs Up going down
• I met a man twice my age
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• This was not my going away party
• Rest
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• rest in peace
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• Spending Pocket Change Properly
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• What have you
• The Foolish Woman
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Why is it bad to compliment a woman's breasts?
• infinite burns woman (user)
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• What Makes a Woman? Radical Feminism and Transsexuality
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• There was a man and a woman
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• kept woman
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• The Woman, naked
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• red-headed devil woman
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• if I can't have silence
• I have started a box
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Conway's life
• The nine functions of life
• Three philosophies on life
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• This is your life
• Life and How to Live It
• What is my life missing
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Appendix
• Things to consider before embarking on life in a virtual universe
• Take life by the hand
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Rock for Life
• My Secret Life
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Life had been an opportunity lost

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