• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• i am so random (user)
• I am still so lost, I am
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am confused by many things...
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• I am so an American
• I am so fucking happy
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I am a son of the South
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• where am i 7 (user)
• miss ashlee i am (user)
• I am hearing the music, I am hearing you
• What am I to you?
• again, I am too young
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• i am an architect, you are a drunken tourist
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You're too young to be so old
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• so sorry2 (user)
• stop adoring from so far away
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• So you want to quit Everything2
• Why I love Pascal so much
• O blush not so! O blush not so!
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• So I soloed the airplane
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• thin is so in (user)
• So What?
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• So rectangular a world we live in
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Am I happy?
• Texas A&M University
• I am well. And you?
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I am not Arthur Rimbaud
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I am not fool enough to wish for wings
• I Am Not Pablo Neruda
• I am uglier than you imagine
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• Self destruction sequence initiated
• Am I my monkey's uncle?
• I am half sick of shadows
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed.
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Just So Stories
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• What it's like to be in love
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• So help me God
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• So the sheep will push back
• You've never had it so good
• So my dreams are more than real
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I am not a mind reader
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am scorned for my lack of cufflinks
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• I am forced to smoke my cat
• I am a massage whore
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• I Am A Patriot
• landsberg am Lech
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I Am A Satellite (user)
• I am a snowflake worthy of the world's outstretched tongue
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Know That I Am Providence; Sector B1
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• I Grieve, Therefore I Am
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• So you are 14 now
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Revenge Is Sweet, and So Are You
• So you've decided to start smoking
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• so bad it's good
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• I AM ANALOG
• Am I Hot or Not?
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• One A.M.
• RC Pro Am II
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
• I am a gorilla (user)
• Shower Kletic
• I Am Spock
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• who am I? (user)
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• People confuse me
• So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish
• right so
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• São Francisco
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• So Many Frequencies
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• Small and common and so precious
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• The River looks so good tonight
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• A.M. Klein

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