• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Being a dickhead
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• i'm just a girl
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just being quiet and close
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm dead (user)
• Im-
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• I'm with the band
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• imm
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm so tough
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm game
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry

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