• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm From New Jersey
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm falling apart
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• I'm a programmer (user)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm Nuts
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so sorry
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Affirmative action
• I'm on a diet!
• class action suit against God
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm dead (user)
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm too old for this shit
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm in the mood to move

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