• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• kill him dead; don't call me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't call me Debbie
• So help me God
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• kill me (user)
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Me So Horny
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm so tough
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• You know you want me, baby!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• kill your babies (node_forward)
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• send() and recv()
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• They Don't Want Me
• You were always so good to me
• So much it scares me
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• me so cute (user)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• So you don't have to
• Don't be an IM phantom
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Kiss Me Baby
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• feline allergies
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Please Kill Me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Don't Make Me Think
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Being a dickhead
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• She kills me
• To kill a mocking baby
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• Don't call me white
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't send me roses
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug

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