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• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• send() and recv()
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You know you want me, baby!
• Don't call me Debbie
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Don't tell me everything
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Please Kill Me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Kiss Me Baby
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• You were always so good to me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• She kills me
• Don't quote me on that
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't Blame Me
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• feline allergies
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not in love, set me free
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• So much it scares me
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• dont bug me (user)
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• kill me now (user)
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• They Don't Want Me
• me so cute (user)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm going to kill you
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Someone please kill me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• So you don't have to
• Don't be an IM phantom
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• So, what's the problem with me?
• To kill a mocking baby
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• kill me now_root (category)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• how my computer nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• So Sue Me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't Make Me Think
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• so save me (user)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I'm so tough
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't call me white
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Being a dickhead
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• My God, don't tempt me!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Don't let me die nervous
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.

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