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Maintained By: Hazelnut

Hello. I like reading hopeless books so I can deride them.

I do this as a public service to stop you people from having to suffer their execrability. Endure.

Please note, editors, gods, and those with buttons that I have now begun cross-posting my reviews onto Goodreads. Therefore, please don't assume that any of them are cut and paste writeups.

  Title by Type
1 shiver (review) Hazelnut writeup
2 Modelland (review) Hazelnut writeup
3 Fifty Shades of Grey (review) Hazelnut writeup
4 The Tudor Wife (review) Hazelnut writeup
5 Slave Girl of Gor (review) Hazelnut writeup
6 The Sacred Seven (review) Hazelnut writeup
7 Swan (review) Hazelnut writeup
8 Glamour (review) Hazelnut writeup
9 In Too Deep (review) Hazelnut writeup
10 Muffy, or a Transmigration of Selves (review) Hazelnut writeup
11 Bared to You (review) Hazelnut writeup
12 Seahorses (review) Hazelnut writeup
13 Jane Eyre Laid Bare (review) Hazelnut writeup
14 Beautiful Disaster (review) Hazelnut writeup
15 The Dark Heroine (review) Hazelnut writeup
16 Savage Surrender (review) Hazelnut writeup
17 Kajira of Gor (review) Hazelnut writeup
18 Passion Model (review) Hazelnut writeup
19 Less Than Zero (review) Hazelnut writeup
20 submission (review) Hazelnut writeup
21 The Kissing Booth (review) Hazelnut writeup
22 Beautiful Bastard (review) Hazelnut writeup
23 Touched By Venom (review) Hazelnut writeup
24 Bergdorf Blondes (review) Hazelnut writeup
25 Walking Disaster (review) Hazelnut writeup