Findings:

• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Mind without body
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• That Was The Week That Was
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What pornos would have us believe
• Would you want to live there?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• A book that would feed our chats
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Would that I were a Poet
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• Change Your Mind
• reactive mind
• It is not Mind, it is not Buddha, it is not Things
• The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind
• Group Mind
• Out of storage media, out of mind
• exquisite mind, alive corpse
• Flash Mind Reader
• The day we broke our teacher's mind
• The Writer's Mind
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I was a Difficult Child
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Renee was a princess
• i think it was (user)
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• OR WAS IT
• Porn of the week
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• Stoneleigh Bible Week
• A week in Ellsworth
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• And the air would taste of patterns
• it would be hilarious if only
• I thought that the tree would fall
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Hey man, nice mask
• Simple Minds
• eighty-column mind
• losing my mind
• In the Mind of the Machine
• Great minds do not think alike
• The Concept of Mind
• Never mind the Euro, it's the hospitals
• carl's mind (user)
• philosophy of mind
• Aliens in the Mind
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was born this way
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Gizmo was insane
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Survivor2: Week 12
• tv turnoff week
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• Been feeling red all week
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The dog who would not move
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• would you place bets on my heart
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Everything I say would make a good nodeshell
• hey mister
• HEY youre cool (user)
• mind's eye
• The balloon of the mind
• Mind War
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• To Her Mind
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Similarities between "pi" and "A Beautiful Mind"
• Derren Brown: Mind Control
• The Physical Impossibility of Death - in the Mind of Someone Living
• Spinoza's solution to the mind/body problem
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• More than he was willing to give
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• Kalila wa Dimna
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child
• the little friendship that never was

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