Okay, we all know this happens, so don't deny it! Here are some humourous examples:

Have you ever fantasized about multiple partners? Many of us have.
Do you have a little problem with details?

Have you ever started thinking about how that extra person(or those extra people) got there?
Did you meet them in a bar?
Did they buy you a drink, or did you approach them?
Are you sure no one is jealous?
Are you at your place? On the beach? Is your bed really big enough for that?
Did the neighbors see the extra car in the driveway?
What did the other people drive?
Don't you wish you could afford one?
When is your next raise?
Which bills are due next week?

Are you still masturbating at this point?

The worst is when you get so wrapped up thinking about something that you stop masturbating completely and just sit there in a daze. There was this one time a perfectly good fantasy turned into me planning out my academic schedule for next semester. And yes, I as I went to find a pen to jot an idea down with, I did indeed almost walk out of the room without my pants.

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