Findings:
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- can you get enough of me?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Just to Get it Out . . .
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- it's still just me in here
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- Can we all just get along?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- But can a robot love.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- but with words we can create anything
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Starving in the greenhouse
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- like you're blind but still can see
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- You can run, but you can't hide
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- You say you love; but with a voice
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Illness limits but doesn't define
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- we can give up, but the world never will
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
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