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• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• Today I kill my child
• The Fire Danger Today: Extreme
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• today is my birthday
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• The Lesson for Today
• Today is the beginning of goodbye
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Today We Choose Faces
• You smile upon your friend to-day
• The weather is moving the wrong way today.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• There is no dream but this.
• USA Today
• Tomorrow's Technology Today
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The Today Programme
• Mr. Butts
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• Remember Today
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• all but
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• But it isn't
• shes got a great body but..
• The rain that came today
• The World Today
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Avignon today
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Butt Wars
• Nothing But Trouble
• Close, but no cigar
• butt (user)
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• noman butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• There was a customer today
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• Critical Thinking Crisis of Today
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• nothing but net
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• tragic but brave
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• What's the matter with kids today?
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• There's a wrinkle in the sky today
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today

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