Findings:

• I was never any good at maths at school
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was never broken
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• the little friendship that never was
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was very, very drunk
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Your husband was a great man
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• 1950
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• He never returned
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Accidents Never Happen
• the smallest integer never considered
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• Never Give an Inch
• They say it's never too late
• Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
• Never deal with a dragon
• The Great Pumpkin That Never Arrived
• A journey never ends
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - Sydney
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Magellan Never Navigated A Chinese Wedding
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• What was the question?
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• If I was beautiful like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• How America was mapped
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Things that we will never use
• Never argue with a fool
• why i could never live in the city
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• never show this dialog box again
• floating and never settling
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• Never go to a teaching hospital in July
• Never mind the Euro, it's the hospitals
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• a clear conscience never fears midnight knocking
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Kiss me once and never again
• i never sleep (user)
• You'll never get away with this!
• It will never be just you
• You never think it will be the ducks
• they never found the body
• Vancouver, Washington
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• Leather-bound organizer
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was burgled
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• That was the moment
• Japanese alphabet
• He Was a Crook
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It was free, so I took it.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• what was it (user)
• When I was 9
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• The one my father never met
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Never Squeal
• He never looked back
• Marks which will never be broken
• depression is never "textbook"
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• Things never were what they used to be
• Never up, never in
• It's never lupus.
• The First is Never the Last
• Lightning never strikes twice.
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was a father for a few days
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter

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