True Story

Some scuba divers were feeding hotdogs and canned squeeze-cheese to fish in the Cayman islands. When they were done, one of the guys needed to pee. So, he turns his back to the group and whips it out. The big grouper, Charlie, mistook his penis for a hotdog. The guy lost about an inch!

I know this is true 'cause I saw the newspaper clippings. Too funny! (Well, for everone except Stumpy.)

(Charlie is still alive and well - he's been interacting with divers for years and is well known on Grand Cayman.)